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A post from 2009.
Enjoy dear friends.
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Corey and I own a dog. Oliver.
Also known to me as Oliter, buddy, bud, buster bottoms, sugarkins, and psycho.
Also known to Corey as dog.
If he had an online dating profile it would read:
My name is Oliver, I am a 4 year old golden retriever who loves the outdoors. Although I'm a cancer, don't expect me to be independent. I will latch onto you like a tick, which I've had. My hobbies are: swimming, hiking, rolling in the grass, rolling in the snow, eating stuff people drop on the floor, cuddling, and chasing my back foot.
I am looking for friendship, anything more is physically impossible. Pee on a stick in Congress Park if you're interested and I'll track you down.
1 comment:
Is Oliver interested in a long-distance relationship with a small, male, vibrant and culturally diverse Jack Russell/dachshund (English/German) 4 year old for friendship and frolicking? Chester is a Scorpio and can be spunky and fun and loves tennis without rackets, but also enjoys cuddling. Please send your scented stick via carrier pigeon for compatibility (friendship only).
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