Thursday, September 24 - Sunday, September 27, 2009
Laid out in the sun, had breakfast, looked at art, watched football games, tried to get onto a pier but found out you have to pay a dollar, I am afraid of sharks and jellyfish, ate more food, shopped, flew home in a thunderstorm, we almost died, walked around in the rain looking for car, drove home.
(there was a big spider in the bathroom with me a second ago. all brain power formerly used to create complete sentences is now devoted to the image of that big hairy sucker crawling up behind me.)
I will leave you with this video:
That's me and Lucretia McEvil, if you couldn't tell.
Showing posts with label honeymoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label honeymoon. Show all posts
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Honeymoon: A Summary of Day Three
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Zoo and cheesecake day. Two of the best things in the world. What made the world even better: bear feeding time.
Dog food in my swimming hole makes me do water dances too.
What took away best-thing-ever points: thunderstorm. Getting soaked. Skipping otters. Wearing a white shirt.
Extra credit: three cheesecakes.
Zoo and cheesecake day. Two of the best things in the world. What made the world even better: bear feeding time.
Dog food in my swimming hole makes me do water dances too.
What took away best-thing-ever points: thunderstorm. Getting soaked. Skipping otters. Wearing a white shirt.
Extra credit: three cheesecakes.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Honeymoon: A Summary of Day Two
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Wake up to catch sunrise on the beach. Sun takes forever to get up, Stacie gets antsy.
Stacie then runs 1.5 miles, but it feels like 17. She gets honked at.
Corey makes scrambled eggs with cheese and salami as Stacie discovers she's been attacked by an invisible pest that leaves little red itchy bumps. She will soon have over 40 covering her body and will whine endlessly about it.
They lay by the pool. At 9 in the morning.
Corey lathers on sun tan oil, hoping to turn raspberry pink, "I've got to build a base," while Stacie wards off wrinkles under cover of SPF 30, palm trees and umbrellas.
The have a lovely lunch followed by a smooth Italian dessert, followed by 14 scoops of ice cream, followed by a stomach ache and a nap.
The evening was filled with shopping, a single half-price margarita, and crappy take out.
Wake up to catch sunrise on the beach. Sun takes forever to get up, Stacie gets antsy.
Stacie then runs 1.5 miles, but it feels like 17. She gets honked at.
Corey makes scrambled eggs with cheese and salami as Stacie discovers she's been attacked by an invisible pest that leaves little red itchy bumps. She will soon have over 40 covering her body and will whine endlessly about it.
They lay by the pool. At 9 in the morning.
Corey lathers on sun tan oil, hoping to turn raspberry pink, "I've got to build a base," while Stacie wards off wrinkles under cover of SPF 30, palm trees and umbrellas.
The have a lovely lunch followed by a smooth Italian dessert, followed by 14 scoops of ice cream, followed by a stomach ache and a nap.
The evening was filled with shopping, a single half-price margarita, and crappy take out.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Honeymoon: A Summary of Day One
Monday, September 21, 2009
Corey and Stacie wake up and realize how different their pre-flight rituals are. Corey showers, gels hair, skips breakfast, puts on office attire. Stacie showers, throws hair in a bun, skips make-up, chomps on a muffin, puts on pjs and sneakers.
Arrive at airport on time, leave on time, arrive at destination on time. No vomiting from Stacie.
Stock kitchen with necessities: eggs, milk, cereal, cheese, crackers, fruit, and Doritos.
Stacie makes burritos, they watch football. All. Night. Because, according to Corey, that's what people do on their honeymoons.
Corey and Stacie wake up and realize how different their pre-flight rituals are. Corey showers, gels hair, skips breakfast, puts on office attire. Stacie showers, throws hair in a bun, skips make-up, chomps on a muffin, puts on pjs and sneakers.
Arrive at airport on time, leave on time, arrive at destination on time. No vomiting from Stacie.
Stock kitchen with necessities: eggs, milk, cereal, cheese, crackers, fruit, and Doritos.
Stacie makes burritos, they watch football. All. Night. Because, according to Corey, that's what people do on their honeymoons.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Out of the office
Hello.
Stacie cannot come to the blog right now. She is on vacation. Chances are she is on the beach at this very moment.
Please save all nasty, jealous remarks for Monday, September 28, 2009 as right now she couldn't give two scoops what you think of her good fortune.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
Stacie cannot come to the blog right now. She is on vacation. Chances are she is on the beach at this very moment.
Please save all nasty, jealous remarks for Monday, September 28, 2009 as right now she couldn't give two scoops what you think of her good fortune.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
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