Friday Confessions

1.  When I have a bad day I put on my footie pajamas.  I think I have Corey trained to know when I'm in my onsie he best chill out.

2.  They have sock monkey heads on the feet.

3.  New Year's Resolution Update:  I failed.  Haven't been to the gym once.  Eating sugar daily, hourly, minutely.  Date nights?  What are those? 

Jeez Louise. It's a good thing I wasn't resolved to keep breathing.

4.  But on a positive note: On Wednesday I made the best cupcakes you'll never eat because I can't let a single one leave the house without catchin' a ride in my own belly.

5.  I mentioned on Wednesday I want to see Justin Bieber's movie.  That comment belongs here with additional confessions: I heart Justin Bieber.  He is the cutest little punk and I don't care what you say, he has some talent in that 12-year-old body.

What's that...?  Oh, you say he's 16...well that explains his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian.

This is how rumors get started.

6.  I also adore the Jonas Brothers.

7.  Yesterday I wore a dress to work with thick tights.  It was a darling little outfit, a real stretch from my usual frumpiness.  However, because the tights were so thick I could not sense whether the bottom of my dress was stickin' with me or tucked up in my unmentionables.

8.  I may or may not have kicked and/or elbowed Corey several times last night.  But in my defense he was snoring and I needed my beauty sleep.

9.  On People.com you can put your face in celebrities' Golden Globes hair.  Of course, being in the market for new hair, I did.  The result: get ready for the new J. Lo.

10.  I am one hot mess today.  An open-face turkey sandwich comes to mind. 

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On with Friday.  And all of the pre-weekend goodness it holds.