Corey decided we had too much milk last night.
His solution: cake mix. Both chocolate and yellow.
Corey: "Do you think the eggs are still good?"
C: "I mean, when the power went out we didn't take them out, so they should be ok, right?"
Me: "Put water in a bowl and see if they float. If they don't then they're fine."
Corey fills bowl. Inserts egg. Sinker.
C: "The egg is at the bottom."
Me: "Then they're fine."
C: "Are you sure??"
Me: "I read it in several places."
Corey adds eggs. Stirs.
C: "Are you going to eat this?"
Me. "Yeah, why?"
C: "I'm not. It just seems funny."
Me. "Gimme a break! The thing sunk, the eggs are fine. Call your mom if you don't believe me!"
C: "Hey mom...(chatter in the other room)....ok thanks. Don't worry beetle. The eggs are good."