I'm fighting the good fight

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch that....cold, well yeah, it's a little cold in here.

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch that cold.

I will not...hey, is it cold in here?

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch th....is there a heating pad in that closet?

I will not catch that cold.

No, the closet in the bathroom.

I will not catch that cold.

Could you bring it to me?

I will not catch that cold.

Maybe some tea, too.

I will not catch that cold.

No, the chamomile.

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch that cold.

Oh, and that box of tissues.

Yes, the whole box.

I will not catch that cold.

I will not catch that cold.

Why?  Because I am not catching a cold!!