My inner demons

Inner monologe:

"I really should eat better."

"Hmmm...that's a good idea.  Eating right makes you feel good, and who doesn't want to feel good, am I right?!"

"Right indeed!  I saw we start with a helping of veggies.  Maybe some broccoli."

"I concur."

"Me too."

"Me three."

Two minutes later...

My co-worker, Sharon, comes into the room.

"I'm going to Rockhill Bakehouse, do you want a brownie?"






"Lemme grab my purse..."

So much for being in control over myself...myselves.