"I really should eat better."
"Hmmm...that's a good idea. Eating right makes you feel good, and who doesn't want to feel good, am I right?!"
"Right indeed! I saw we start with a helping of veggies. Maybe some broccoli."
Two minutes later...
My co-worker, Sharon, comes into the room.
"I'm going to Rockhill Bakehouse, do you want a brownie?"
"Lemme grab my purse..."
So much for being in control over myself...myselves.