1. My sister is in a flash mob next Wednesday. Color me extremely jealous.
2. I mentioned yesterday I spent half the day Saturday with my fly down. Well, the other half the top part of my shorts were undone. Of course.
3. Wednesday night I ate my weight in chips.
4. But the entire time I was thinking of ice cream sandwiches.
5. The same kind I ate four of on Saturday.
6. Speaking of Saturday, I'm crazy.
7. Speaking of crazy: on Saturday I'm having four 10-year-olds spend the night at my house where we will eat, do karaoke, and giggle in large quantities. It's going to be a long night.
8. I met Senator Chuck Schumer. Shook his hand and everything. Not like I'm a fan, I just like to throw myself at famous people.
9. Have I told the story of how I pestered Jimmer Fredette's dad?
10. I have this thing where I think semi-famous people are actually super dooper famous.