Today, I lumber.

I lumber because...

I am tired.

I am cold.

I did not get home until 9:30 last night.

I will not get home until 9:30 tonight.

I will not get home until 9:30 tomorrow night.

I have 45 items to mail by tomorrow.

I ate a McGreasy with a small McFatty and two McSugar pies for dinner yesterday.

But mostly, I lumber because I'm still wearing my snow boots with the laces untied.