After going through the rules of the blog (no swearing, no changing old posts, no posting 8th grade pictures of me, etc.) and after being accused of not sharing the facts accurately (he actually bought my society lady dress), Corey is now an invited author.
What you will notice about him through his posts is that he is quick, he is sharp, and he loves to egg me on...all the qualities I would attribute to a Leprechaun.
For example, the dog did not eat an English Muffin with peanut butter. But Corey said he did to elicit the response he craves. Congratulations on your success, my friend. To this very moment I'm wondering how, with all this food you claim to feed him, he is going to be the world champion long jumper.