Friday, May 20, 2011


Because I'm a total Lame-O blogger this week, I give you....




A post from 2009.

Enjoy dear friends.


Corey and I own a dog. Oliver.

Also known to me as Oliter, buddy, bud, buster bottoms, sugarkins, and psycho.

Also known to Corey as dog.

If he had an online dating profile it would read:

My name is Oliver, I am a 4 year old golden retriever who loves the outdoors. Although I'm a cancer, don't expect me to be independent. I will latch onto you like a tick, which I've had. My hobbies are: swimming, hiking, rolling in the grass, rolling in the snow, eating stuff people drop on the floor, cuddling, and chasing my back foot.

I am looking for friendship, anything more is physically impossible. Pee on a stick in Congress Park if you're interested and I'll track you down.

1 comment:

Erin @ Sassin' Southern Style said...

Is Oliver interested in a long-distance relationship with a small, male, vibrant and culturally diverse Jack Russell/dachshund (English/German) 4 year old for friendship and frolicking? Chester is a Scorpio and can be spunky and fun and loves tennis without rackets, but also enjoys cuddling. Please send your scented stick via carrier pigeon for compatibility (friendship only).