1. Yesterday I spent two hours learning about septic systems and "slime layers". I almost lost my slime layer.
2. On the very rare occasion when I do turn down a sweet treat and someone says, "You could use the extra calories!" what I really hear is, "You could use diabetes!"
3. "Die-betes? Why not call it Live-betes?"
Name that quote.
4. While flipping through the channels Corey stopped on A&E where they were talking about mobster, Frank Lucas.
"He's my grandpa's brother."
This is Frank Lucas: