Is it just me or is everyone talking about new methods for green hair care and face wash?
Or maybe I just have bunches of blog friends who think just. like. me. in that they want to remove unnecessary and harmful chemicals from their daily lives.
...but not just like me in taste of music.
House of Pain?
As I usually do, I jumped blindly onto the green beauty bandwagon.
Rub baking soda all over my head?
Dunk my hair in vinegar?!
You Know It!!
No, these are actually pretty popular methods of green cleaning. And for most people they probably work just fine.
Maybe even better than your usual shampoo and conditioners.
But not for me.
I had high hopes thanks to Ashley and Kathryn, but it wasn't meant to be.
Or maybe I was just doing it wrong.
The first day I tried my new hair washing routine was last Wednesday. Also known as the day before Thanksgiving. I started out with a little over a tablespoon of baking soda, I made a little paste with water and rubbed it all over my head. I missed the sloshiness of shampoo, but I wasn't sending weirdo chemicals down the drain and into my skin so I carried on.
I don't have overly greasy hair and I don't have dry hair, and this was the day after the day after I last washed my hair. Normal for me.
My hair felt a little greasy. I didn't exactly know what to expect so I went to the next step: apple cider vinegar conditioner. I'd been conditioning this way for a week, ever since I ran out of my store bought conditioner. I didn't notice a difference.
Yes I did. The stuff stinks. Real bad. It's vinegar. Luckily the smell goes away once my hair dries, but sometimes I let the day do the dryin' so I carry a pretty nasty smell with me to work.
By Thanksgiving morning I assessed the grease situation and thought I'd better do another "shampoo" because it was, after all, Thanksgiving and if I was going to be seeing a ton of relatives I needed to look my best.
I wasn't overly greasy, but there was more than I'm used to on day 2 of my normal hair washing schedule.
You see me as one big grease-ball now, don't you.
It gets better.
I get ready for my shower. I "lather up" my baking soda and smear it all over my head. I work it into my problem areas. I rinse and "condition". Then I go about my morning.
I spent the next few minutes bragging about my new "green" efforts to my friend and how cool it is to care about the environment.
Then I blow dried my hair. You know, to be pretty.
When I run my hands through the back of my head I find enough grease to fry an egg.
Ohmigosh, ohmigosh what do I do??
First I felt stupid...and dirty. Then I closed the door so my friend wouldn't find me and laugh. My ultimate solution was to put a generous amount of water onto my hair and sweep it up into a tight bun.
"What happened? I thought you dried your hair??"
"It didn't work out weshouldprobablygorightnow."
Of all days. Sheesh!
So now we have lovely pictures of all the cousins (and cousins-in-law, ahem) in our holiday best and me with my hair slicked back with nature's hair goo.
In conclusion...don't let my experience detract you from doing your duty to save our planet, just know all fantastic results are not typical.
Or maybe you should make sure you're doing it right in the first place.
I honestly still don't know if I was. Whoopsie!