...at Saratoga! Yes, welcome to the 100-and-something season of horse racing at this, the most, or maybe it's the second most, historic race track in the country!!...or world...or whatever.
In this relationship, one of us is a racing fanatic and the other likes to get dressed up and look at fancy hats (that's me).
June:
"Corey! It's almost here!!"
"I know! The track is only 29 days away!!!"
July:
"I will help you right after the track is over."
"A week before the wedding?!?"
July 28:
"This is the best time of the year!"
"You mean, besides our wedding?"
"Oh yeah, of course!"
No, really. This is a good thing. Now is the time I get to push through a few "questionable" practices without any resistance from the distracted groom.
Like little finger cymbals for all the guests. So, when we say our "I do's" we'll hear a wave of tin chirps. Romantic...right?!
Or maybe fish bowl centerpieces.
Or a fun new dance where everyone grooves in their socks!
Am I trying to make Corey regret his choice in priorities? hehehehehe....no.
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