...at Saratoga! Yes, welcome to the 100-and-something season of horse racing at this, the most, or maybe it's the second most, historic race track in the country!!...or world...or whatever.
In this relationship, one of us is a racing fanatic and the other likes to get dressed up and look at fancy hats (that's me).
"Corey! It's almost here!!"
"I know! The track is only 29 days away!!!"
"I will help you right after the track is over."
"A week before the wedding?!?"
"This is the best time of the year!"
"You mean, besides our wedding?"
"Oh yeah, of course!"
No, really. This is a good thing. Now is the time I get to push through a few "questionable" practices without any resistance from the distracted groom.
Like little finger cymbals for all the guests. So, when we say our "I do's" we'll hear a wave of tin chirps. Romantic...right?!
Or maybe fish bowl centerpieces.
Or a fun new dance where everyone grooves in their socks!
Am I trying to make Corey regret his choice in priorities? hehehehehe....no.