Friday Confessions

1.  Sometimes I think to myself:

If I don't look at the gas gauge it's not really empty.

2.  (just kidding daddy)

3.  I let myself become addicted to The Bachelor.

4.  And Celebrity Wife Swap.

But in my defense...

Nope.  I've got nothing.  This stuff is 100% trash TV.

5.  On New Year's Eve I ran in a 5k race with 1,500 other people.  A 78 year old man beat me by several minutes.

6.  I tried to text a friend of mine "Awwwww snap!"  But what came out was "Sewsweetbags snap!"

7.  Corey has had it much worse: he tried to tell his friend he could meet him for a beer but what came out was "cuddled heterosexual beer."

8.  I ended up with macaroni and cheese in my hair yesterday, but that was only because I splattered it throughout the kitchen in my office.

Long story.

9.  I usually drive with the radio off, but somehow on my way to work yesterday I found myself singing,

"Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me for-ev-a....oh, oh, oh."

This song always reminds me of a Barbie I had that came with a taped song that sounded reeeeeeally similar.  Someone, please tell me you also had this same Barbie because everyone I've mentioned this to (in my age group) looks at me like I popped out one of my eyeballs.

10.  At nearly-thirty I still talk Barbies with people.

Because I can't keep from making conversations awkward.

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Happy Friday friends!