Friday, March 9, 2012

Friday Confessions


1.  Funny Google keyword search alert: smiley chicken poo.

What the....??

2.  I am putting my foot down.  No more coffee for me.  I finished off a 16-ouncer yesterday and I said things like, "whas up wit dat?" and my left eyeball almost popped out of my head.

I exaggerate, but I do think I called a congressman's aide a liar.

3.  I have bad caffeine trips.

4.  But at least I didn't hang up on a potential voter.

This week.

5.  In my defense, if you plan to accuse me of calling you a "crack whore" I'm probably going to hang up on you too.

6.  Guilty pleasure: real life crime solving shows.

7.  Guiltier pleasure: a marathon of real life crime solving shows.

It's almost like saying my favorite movie is Silence of the Lambs.


8.  My youngest sister swears my other sister and I told her she was supposed to die when she was born.  I tell her she's completely delusional and that all we said was that she was the mailman's daughter.

9.  Our mailman was a woman.

10.  Today I'm allowing myself to place blame in all situations on solar flares.

"Why did you tell the Senator's constituent to sit on a tack??"

"The solar flares made me do it."


" didn't say any of your lines!!"

"Solar flares.  Not my fault."


"Beetle, why did you hang up on me??"

"Dang solar flares screwed up all the waves and stuff."


Happy Friday!!


Anonymous said...

I get SO antsy when I have to much caffeine! I say some pretty odd things sometimes, or get things all mixed up. Haha, it's the solar flares.

Debbie said...

I am totally using the solar flare excuse...I actually think it can be used f-o-r-e-v-e-r!!!! Thanks for the idea...

Don't forget Daddy's birthday is on Monday! Love mom.

Tasia said...

I totally plan on using the Solar Flare excuse for pretty much everything in life...ever! Your blog is pretty darn awesome :D

Mamarazzi said...

oh man i would be so sad i caffeine messed me up like that. i kind of love my diet pepsi too much to worry my eye ball is going to fall out.

oh and yeah, those damn solar flares may have caused me to do a few odd things too.

thanks for linking up your confessions i hope your weekend is fabulous!!