Oh my gooooosssshhhh. Fellow bloggers: please stop.
Seriously, can you give me, like, 20 seconds to catch up before you post anything else?? I've been away from my computer, unable to soak in every word, ponder the conundrums of breast pumps and bottle rocket wars, and make thoughtful (yet odd, sorry) comments.
And I want to do all those things! I need too. Your news is my routine, and like my daily celebrity gossip fix, a la People online, it's as precious to me as wearing shoes in a public bathroom.
Can I tell you how gross I feel just standing in a public bathroom? Don't even get me started.
But I digress.
Can you just feeeeeell the whining here? Do exaggerated vowels convey that tooooone?
I'm doing my best to read it all, like actual read. Which means I can only do a little at a time. So, if you all were able to take, oh let's say, a half-day blog siesta that would do me a world of good. Thanksomuch.
PS. Can someone fix Blogger so I can resume commenting? For some of you I still am not able to leave my feedback, which I know is crucial to the development of your blog. Please advise.