Monday, November 16, 2009


I did a lot of driving this past weekend...traveling here and there, and had Mrs Saratoga (Stacie)with me....

Now, when I drive and have Stacie with me, there is more to just "driving." You have to negotiate punches from her. You see, when you make a sudden move to miss a deer, stop at a stop sign, or just brake for traffic, she believes these sudden moves are intentional, and done to make her sick....I'm not kidding!

She doesn't like driving with me, that's no secret. I have, however, come to realize that it isn't just my driving, its everyones, but.....I'm sure all the others are not punched or attacked in any way. I however am...usually there's a verbal thrashing, and sometimes its followed by a quick uppercut...or just a jab. The alternative is her short, that means risking your life and many I guess the beatings I take are well worth it afterall, I suppose I've possibly saved my own life, and the lives of many others!

1 comment:

Stacie said...

You are a dirty rotten liar!! You know I only resort to punching after piercing screams don't work!