How much wood?

Here's something to discuss at parties:

If woodchucks do chuck wood, why would we wonder how much they could chuck if they could chuck wood?

So shouldn't the question be, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck when a woodchuck chucks wood?

Definitely not as fun to say, but much more accurate, wouldn't you say?

Thanks Kimberlie for making us all think a little harder about the important things.