Who can wait the longest for that $100 46" flat screen TV??
I'll tell you who can: me.
And my dad.
And anyone else who is brave-slash-crazy enough to park it in the dark, in the cold, for 5+ hours with nothing to entertain you but your own wit.
By "wit" I mean sarcastic remarks about frozen snot balls.
We'll be among the first to receive Best Buy's golden ticket of savings, giving us the opportunity to spend $200 and walk away with two microwaves, a DVD player, the first season of House, and a fridge.
This is all complete conjecture, of course. I have never actually seen this coupon, as they are handed out to only the earliest of early birds. However, I was offered one two years ago. For $65. This leads me to believe it either contains an abundance in savings or it is printed on gold leaf.
No matter, I will have one in my hand at 3:30am Friday.
In my other hand will be a pastry of some kind. Maybe a turkey sandwich.