Tuesday, November 3, 2009When you drop something enough, like a cell phone, eventually it doesn't work anymore.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Just because you can, that doesn't mean you should. (ie, spandex, sheet cake, flame throwing, etc.)
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Expiration dates are not always suggestions.
Friday, November 6, 2009
The fourth of July will always fall on the fourth of July...and never on my birthday.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Rhode Island is neither a road, nor an island. Ok, ok, so I stole that one from Saturday Night Live.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
If you must use your fingers to add and subtract, do it discreetly. People tend to lose confidence when you don't know simple math.
Monday, November 9, 2009
A headache is your body's way of saying, "Please, no more chocolate today."