Friday Confessions

1.  I am putting my two cents into a much heated debate: Edward is soooo much better than Jacob.

2.  I've been walking around for the past two months with a hole in my coat the size of my fist.

3.  When I drink orange juice in the morning I burp like Tupperware.

4.  Corey stole my chapstick.  I feel naked without it.

5.  This morning I may or may not have touched dog poo.  I'm really not sure.  I hope not.  Those dang poop bags are just too small to fit a full ski glove and one large dump.

6.  My dog has a shrink.

7.  Overdue band reference: a friend of mine mentioned how she still might know how to play Anchors Away on her flute and I practically fell over and shouted from the floor, "THAT'S MY SCHOOL SONG!!"

8.  The complaint department (aka my phone) is closed from now until January 3rd.  I will only accept the following conversations:

• Merry Christmas
• You've won a million dollars
• I love your hair like that
• Your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose

9.  I've eaten a handful of spinach the past few days and now I can remember what I had for breakfast and whether or not I'm wearing the same outfit two days in a row.

10.  I hate spinach.  When I say I eat handfuls that means I've chopped it up and hid it with much better tasting food.  Like cheese.

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Have a Merry Christmassy weekend!  I will not see you as I have more hair pulling, I mean holiday prepping to do...

(Jesus is the reason for the season, Jesus is the reason for the season...)