Saturday, June 13, 2009

97 days...

According to my wedding checklist, which I follow as if they were instructions to breathe, now is the time to "Start taking better care of yourself..."


" right, exercise..."

Ok, why?

" you look and feel great on your wedding day."

Alright checklist, now you've gone too far. I didn't say anything when you told me to get organized, like I couldn't figure that out for myself, and I held my tongue when you told me to get my bridesmaids measurements (don't you know ladies do not like to share this information?).

But to tell me that I am starting to look like one of those droopy old love seats you see sitting on the sidewalk outside a college apartment and that I'd better get in shape or I risk running off my fiance is just a little harsh, to say the least.

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