Do You Hear What I Hear?

I snorted out loud today.  In my office.

I read a sleep talking story; they get me every stinkin' time.

Please tell me if this does not make you cry:

My husband and I have been married for 4 years now and he has always said the most random things, but one stands out the most. One night I was still up reading and he was asleep. All of a sudden he kind of sat up and asked me "Do you hear that?" I asked him what he was talking about and he said that he heard a strange noise. I asked him what it sounded like and he said "It sounded like a unicorn getting scooped out of a birthday cake.....??" I still wonder what that sounds like.