Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Apologies and Eye Rolls

First, let me apologize to Corey for painting him an insensitive, unsympathetic, flea-bitten muffin head in Monday's post..

Ladies, we are a tad sensitive about our weight at times.

But this time I wasn't.  I thought what he said was funny.  I only cracked him upside the head because the nurse gave me the "you better put your man in place" look.

For that I also apologize.

Now, here is a true muffin head.  Taken straight from the comment section of a previous post.  I was equally amused and "ppsssshhhh (eye roll)," whatever emotion that would be.


BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN

Why American men should boycott American women






http://blogaddressideletedandrefusetopassalongtoanyone.com/


I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?


American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.


This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.


BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!
 
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Laugh with me.

2 comments:

jen said...

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

you my friend have arrived!

Anonymous said...

American women would be shocked to find out, but this nothing new. It's only now, that a subculture of people world wide have been doing this for about 10 years, have received exposure. The reason this guy struck a cord was because he was the first to publicly boycott. The rest of have been quietly spreading the word about American females. Please tell me that no one hasn't noticed the sudden rampant foreign bride and dating services that have taken over the world of domestic romance. In the 1980's ,there was 1. Now, in about the last 6 or 7 years there's about 1,000,000, and showing no signs of letting up. It rivals porn for the most visited sites by American men. In fact, fiance visas have become so unmanageable, that the federal government stepped in in 2005 (IMBRA law). Now men are limited to something like 2 per girl per year(not real sure). C'mon ladies.. have you not noticed? eharmony, Zoosk, mate1 etc. etc. all targeting American women who SUDDENLY can't find love anymore. Men went the other way years ago.

I'm quite amazed at the responses from the women. I wonder how many of you girls ever heard of the "Global Dating Revolution"? Google things like "American women suck", or "top 10 reasons American women suck". Sorry to say, but the whole planet has become VERY disenchanted with American women. From Tonya harding to Susan Smith. Paris Hilton to Snookie. Boy, those are some real role models. What you girls hear right now is quite tame compared to some of things I've heard(as a man). Seriously.. Those whispers at work among men when you think they're talking about you. Oh--they ARE talking about you. Believe me. Dude... don't do it.. she's American... If I hear that one more time..!! They talk when those Polish, Russian, Asian, Brazilian, Latvian etc girls walk by, too. WHAT do you think they are saying? Honestly, girls. Time to smell the coffee. Domestic and foreign men alike have been avoiding American women for many years now. I personally (literally) go the other way. We never know when's the next law suit, false charges, gold digging, gossip and lies etc. etc. etc.. But again, this is really kind of old news. Global dating is the trend, and as long as women stay on their current path, this will always be. Had nothing to do with needing a slave around the house. We just wanted some depth, some common ground, without all the man hating and know-it-all bitchy attitudes and mood swings. We found it!!

Are any of you girls aware of the "2 rules on relationships with American women"?

1: Dating one is just playing Russian Roulette.
2: Marrying one is suicide.