Friday, February 18, 2011

Corey Makes Me Laugh

Corey says funny things.  You know that.

But did you know that, according to him, he says those things on purpose?

Yeah, I don't believe it either.

Which is what I told him.

"Do you honestly think I think pee comes from a uterus??"

Yes.  Sometimes I do.


Maybe you remember a commercial a few years ago that included several wild animals, a car, and some classic Neil Diamond.  Also known to Corey as the funniest thing ever.  It isn't every day you see a singing wolf.  I'll give him that.  But I would have to say squirrels fist pumping are much cooler.

So everyday for about four months I heard this version of the commercial:

"Rock me gentle, rock me smoothly..."

Sometimes very gently, and sometimes in his 7pm voice.  But that's all he could remember, or half remember anyway.

How someone from his generation could not remember the words to this song is beyond me.  But that's neither here nor there.

Again, I have no idea what that saying means.

So to this day I can't sing the song correctly, not because I can't can't, but because the amended version is just so stinkin' cute!

Kinda like how I can't sing (like I ever would anyway) All-4-One's hit "I Swear" any other way than:

"I swear by the moon and the justice for all..."

You can thank my sister Kimberlie for that gem.  I do.

1 comment:

april said...

I'm embarrassed to say (and my husband would kill me if he knew this was going out on the internet) but he thought pee came from the same place everything else did before we got together. I don't know why he thought that, but he did. He'd probably deny it now anyhow.