Thursday, November 4, 2010

Driving Me Crazy

After screeching to a halt upon looking up from his text message and noticing the car in front of him slowing to a stop:

"Corey, you are a baaaaad driver!"

"Not as bad as you!"

"Oh, I don't think so."

"You drive slow, people honk at you and don't tell me YOU don't look at your phone while driving."

Several minutes later.

(mumbling to myself) "I'm a bad driver, huh."

"No, you're a good driver."


"Who said you're a bad driver?"

"You did!"

"Oh, I did?  Sorry Beetle."

I've discovered my husband has multiple personalities.

Or a very bad memory.

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