I have weird dreams most nights, and rarely do I share them because a very wise man named George Carlin once said: "No one gives a..."
Well, you get the idea.
This one, however, I think you might enjoy.
It is one of the more random and bizarre, and very brief:
I walk into a spa and ask a front desk girl for a short massage, a 16 minute massage to be exact. My shoulders, specifically, were very sore. She sets me up with a hair dresser who takes me to a dentist chair and leans me back. I tell her to concentrate on my shoulders and then close my eyes. This is when 10 people come in and surrounded me in my chair and start telling me a story about a pink pineapple. Each person told part of the story and it ended with just one person left next to my chair who put half of a donut on my face.
It felt like a very serious moment, but all I could think of was the donut. It was a chocolate frosted. And I tried to eat it while lying there.
But not as bad as me riding naked in a laundry basket through Egypt.