Sorry I'm late. I've been enjoying my second breakfast for the day in celebration of a 90th birthday. (Not mine.) Oh, I love breakfast...
I also look stupid when I chop onions.
7. I brought in three very pretty flowers from the bushes outside our apartment. I also brought in a giant brown recluse.
9. I am in charge of invitations for my boss's golf tournament. Each of my co-workers asked me more than once if the phone number is listed correctly. Jeez, guys. So what if the last invitation I did gave 300 people the wrong RSVP phone number!
10. My dog is the cutest dog in the world.